- I will not eat cats' food, after they eat it (you know what I mean!).
- I will not eat any more socks, or anything that is left lying around.
- The couch is not a face towel to use after each of my meals.
- My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
- I will NOT chew on my new dish holder.
- I will NOT bark when mommy and daddy go to work.
- I promise not to wake up daddy at 2:00 AM to go potty.
- I must SHAKE the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
- And last but not least........I will continue to be the sweetest dog that I AM!!!
Posted On December 27, 2008 at at 4:02 PM by Discover with Dagwood
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